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Buttersafe: Bagels and Donuts

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Buttersafe: Bagels and Donuts

Should he have replied “I *donut* think so!” instead? These are the kinds of the questions that haunt you until your dying days. -Alex

– “Keep moving forward.” – Walt Disney


French churros

I made it one of my New Year’s resolutions to cook/cook more/learn how to cook. (I haven’t actually told anyone that, but you, my special readers, are officially the first to know!) I’ve never really cooked anything before. I may have mixed cookie ingredients or chopped some veggies or grated some cheese, but I’ve never been able to say that something deliciously edible was the result of my culinary skills (what culinary skills?).

The other week, my friends and I hung out to celebrate a friend’s birthday. We ate at some churros place at Blacktown near the station, and Abi, my best friend since Kindy, mentioned that she actually knew how to make churros. I had always thought churros were made with some special machinery or some special skill so I was sorta like Woah.

Later, we all went back to the birthday boy’s place to eat a proper dinner of Nando’s (with rice (kanin FTW, aw yeah)). We were chillin’ out and came to the conclusion that since we were all sorta not doing anything the next day, we should hang out again, and we decided to hang at Abi’s place.

Late-ish the next morning, I rocked up to Abi’s house and we were like I haven’t eaten breakfast yet, Let’s cook something, Let’s make churros, Ok! Abi grabbed all the ingredients, told me how much to put of what in the pot and mix it, then she stuffed it all in a piping bag (made out of leftover curtains) and squeezed out the gunk. Then I fried them.

Is that it?!

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Mini pizza fail

They're the tall, puffed-up things in the middle.

They're the tall, puffed-up things in the middle.

Some time last week, I was watching TV and a random cooking segment came on. The guy was making various hors de oeuvre/hors d’oeuvre/hors d’œuvre type foods (he called ’em canapés).

This particular segment was about mini pizzas. Being a lover of all foods Italiano, I decided to pay close attention to the segment so I could maybe have a go at the recipe one day.

The guy got some pieces of puff pastry, put a small dollop of tomato paste on each, then topped them off with a chunk of some fancy cheese. He cooked ’em in the oven and they turned out to be the beautiful, delicious-looking things on the left in the photo above.

Last Thursday, my sister and I were all, “Let’s make food!” and I suggested that we have a go at the mini pizza recipe. I found the recipe online on the Better Homes and Gardens site on Yahoo:


  • puff pastry
  • tomato paste
  • bocconcini

  • Preheat oven to 180°C. Line an oven tray with baking paper. Cut 8 x 6cm rounds from the pastry and put them on the prepared tray.
  • Spread a little tomato paste in the centre of each round, then season with salt and pepper. Top each round with half a ball of bocconcini.
  • Bake for 12 minutes. Remove tray from oven. Stand pizzas for 3-4 minutes, then garnish each with a basil leaf.
  • We didn’t have tomato paste or bocconcini, so I improvised with what we did have — pizza sauce and a huge chunk of camembert that I found in the fridge. I also couldn’t be bothered to cut the pastry into rounded pieces, so I left them square. Everything else in the recipe, though, I followed.

    However, disaster struck. I’d never had to cook camembert, so I had no idea how it’d behave if it were melted. Camembert cheese is soft and a little gooey and has a white “casing,” if you could call it that. The casing didn’t seem to be affected by the heat, but the soft part of the cheese melted all over the place.

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