Sick ego

by Danica

 
Will Ferrell actually thinks what he has in common with his character is their physique. Yeah. Right. Last couple of times I checked* he was a little plump around his mid-section.

 

Cop: Okay, who called 911?

Man: That’s me.

Cop: Woah! Are you Iraqi?

Man: No, I’m Sikh.

Cop: Oh, well I hope you’re feeling better.

Man: Oh, I feel fine.

Just some hilarious dialogue from the My Name Is Earl episode that I caught a glimpse of on TV tonight.

 
– “Keep moving forward.” – Walt Disney

 
* I didn’t actually check check, but I’ve seen a couple of movies that he’s starred in in the past few years, and boy was he PLUMP.